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   Religion is for those who fear hell, Spirituality is for those who have been there...

   "And it came to pass that in the hands of the ignorant, the words of the Bible were used to beat plowshares into swords" -- Alan Wilson Watts

   The soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no tears.--John Vance Cheney

   A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible.

   Definition of Atheism: a non-prophet organization.

   Blessed are the Fundamentalists, for they shall inhibit the earth.

   A dyslexic, agnostic insomniac: one who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog...

   Photons have mass!!?? I didn't even know they were Catholic...

   Here's to the sun God; He sure is a fun God; Ra, Ra, Ra

   Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? - Jules Feiffer

   A diagnostic is someone who doesn't know whether there are two gods.

   On an atheist's tombstone: Here lies an atheist; all dressed up and no place to go.

   If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

   Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

   I'm convinced God put me here to accomplish a certain number of things; right now, I'm so far behind I'll never die!

   A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

   Sects, sects, sects. Is that all you monks ever think about?

   Did you here about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?  He sold his soul to Santa.


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